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 I think balls are funny. In fact, I once devoted an entire post to my relationship with balls and you can find it HERE.

So, now that you understand my problem, you can imagine how I felt
when a young man approached my desk  and asked if I had any extra balls.  I stared at him for a second and tried to maintain my composure, I really did, but then he asked again and I lost it.  I mean, the dude needed extra balls! Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Poor guy stood there shuffling his feet and sort of laughing at/with me for a minute. Soon as I could manage to talk, I said, “man, I’m so sorry, I’ll check and see if I can find some balls for y--haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwhawhwahwahwha!~”
Now, I’m doubled over gasping for air and he’s laughing too because he’s finally seen the light (or been drinking a bit, its a toss up). Anyway, I went in search of the balls and had managed to gain partial control of myself by the time I returned to inform him that  I was sorry, but I didn’t have any spare balls to lend him. Then, I lost it again.
By this time, several of the young ball requester’s buddies had joined us and everyone was laughing hysterically. Manager appeared then, as they always do at the most inopportune times (they have superpowers I KNOW IT!)  and we all tried very hard to quiet down and you know, act adult.
Problem is, we have 8 separate pool tables at Fox and Hound and one of my jobs is to manage all the balls and the men who need them. I cannot do this with a straight face. Can’t do it!
In fact, knowing that I should not giggle, makes me giggle harder and it’s a horrible circle of shame I am doomed to be forever stuck in I think.
Poor me!

Why are balls so damned funny?



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Oh man I'd be doing EXACTLY the same thing!!! That kind of mini-job would have me rolling every day, just for the fact that I find balls amusing too.

Gah, I've got a terminal case of the giggles now just thinking about it!! *snicker*
tee hee..me too!

We are soul sisters in shame LOL!

Who's got the biggest BALLS of 'em all!!!

Rhona, laugh baby, because it is funny!

Re: Who's got the biggest BALLS of 'em all!!!

It's even worse when these well dressed, sophisticated buisness men do it. Then, I am trying SO HARD To be all dignified and pretend I"m not giggling at the balls but I am and I can't stop and it's awful!
I am absolutely positive that, introduction notwithstanding, the person who wrote this memo was not serious. Nonetheless, I give you a priceless bit of advice on computer maintenance: How to Clean Mouse Balls:


This memo is from an unnamed computer company. It went to all field engineers about a computer peripheral problem. The author of this memo was quite serious, the engineers rolled on the floor.

Mouse balls are now available as FRU (field replacement units) therefore, if a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a ball replacement.

Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted by properly trained personnel. Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the underside of the mouse.
Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls.

Ball removal procedures differ depending upon the manufacturer of the mouse. Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop off method.
Domestic balls are replaced by using the twist off method.
Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive. However, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge.
Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately. It is recommended that each engineer have a pair of spare balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction.
Any customer missing his balls should suspect local personnel of removing these necessary items.





I'm sure that guys everywhere can rest assured that you are there to handle their balls.

then you'd get along VERY well with my son, it's his favorite word. in fact, he changes words in songs to include the word balls. my husband showed him MEN IN BLACK, remember the "ballchinean" with the balls on his chin? yes, we hear about balls A LOT!!!

and they are funny.
LOL...I LOVE your son!

Laughter is wonderful for the soul... And some of the simplest things can create the most laughter... Especially when a young man asks for you to please give him some balls... ;-)
Yea...but somehow I manage to giggle myself right into extreem embarrasment more often than not. It is my talent!

:::hugs Shadow:::

Saw your post and glad you came over here to laugh a bit. SUcky days SUCK!
If I ever come into your establishment and play pool, I will be sure to ask if I can have a set of billiards, if you would be so kind, madam.

Then we would look at each other for a moment, choke back the laughter, fail to keep it choked back, and die laughing.
Dude, it would be SO MUCH FUN to have you come hang! Another part of my job is to entertain people and some of them are so boring I find msyelf fascinated with my own reflection in their glazed eyes.

You on the other hand, couldn't be boring if you TRIED! I will never forget giggling with you over those fat squirells.....LOL!
I so needed this laugh.

Yea. Me too!
I am not touching this one.

::::you totally want to. I can tell!::::
Heehee; we're so immature ;-)

Have a lovely day! :-)

P.S. I saw the word "penus" in a book yesterday. Apparently a penus is different from a penis, but I laughed anyway. Don't ask what a penus is, though ;-)
LOL! Hey, least we KNOW we are immature. I say that's progress right there!

::::giggles at the penus::::
Now I know I need to lock you out of my vasectomy posts :P


Actually, I've enjoyed those because my hubby is about to do that and it's been nice to learn more about it.

probably for the same reason it's so funny to see someone come out of the bathroom with their skirt tucked into their panty hose. You shouldn't laugh, but, gosh, it's too funny not to.
heheh I know!

Happy Birtdhay again girl. Your new ICON pic ROCKS!
You find them funny because deep down inside- despite your sweet good-girl exterior-you're really a dirty girl.

But that's OK. Laugh it up...it's fun to be silly (and a little dirty).
No I'm not!

:::has shifty eyes and giggles::::
Ha ha ha, I have no idea why it's so funny, but it is! It really shouldn't be, but it is!! LOL, poor Rhona!!
LOL....I know!

I'm a decent pool player.......

My late father was very, very good.

Re: I'm a decent pool player.......

I think I will be horrible at it for obvious reasons LOL!
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